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This happened today:

Boyfriend: i have something to ask you
Me: shoot
Boyfriend: if patrick stump walked in here right now and asked you to date him would you dump me

I want a flippy wiggler

The Great Gatsby is an Alternate Timeline Where Jack Survived Titanic.

I want to finish him like a cheese cake! Climb him like a pole! Bandersnatch Cummerbund be mine #benedictcumberbatch #intodarkness